The Onion reveals the breaking news: We had to pull the plug on God:

I’m sure the story will be updated throughout the night.
(Thanks to GodVlogger for the link!)
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The Onion reveals the breaking news: We had to pull the plug on God:
Hemant Mehta is the founder of FriendlyAtheist.com, a YouTube creator, podcast co-host, and author of multiple books about atheism. He can be reached at @HemantMehta. More by Hemant Mehta