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Televangelist Kenneth Copeland, who said last week that God told him the coronavirus would “be over much sooner than you think” (but still wants you to tithe even if you’ve lost your job), offered up what I can only assume is a magic spell this morning in order to destroy COVID-19.

And that’s why the pandemic is now over.

(It’s not over.)

Copeland screamed out at Satan to “get off this nation” and “crawl on your belly,” before declaring the crisis to be “over.”

That will no doubt scare the virus into submission.

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In the name of Jesus, standing in the office of the prophet of God, I execute judgment on you, COVID-19! I execute judgment on you, Satan! You destroyer! You killer! You get out! You would break your power! You get off this nation! I demand judgment on you! I demand — I demand — I demand a vaccination to come immediately!

I call you dark! I call you doggone! You come down… from your place of authority! Destroyer! You come down and you crawl on your belly, like God commanded you when He put His foot on your head in the Garden of Eden. You will destroy through COVID-19 no more!

It! Is! Finished! It! Is! Over!

And the United States of America is healed and well again.

After Copeland finished his monologue, he reiterated that the virus has “ceased to exist” and has begun to “shrivel,” before looking at his watch and declaring the pandemic “finished” at noon today.

It is not finished. It is not over. The country is not healed or well. A safe COVID-19 vaccination is roughly 18 months away, not “immediately” in any sense of the word.

As of this writing, there are just over 2,000 deaths attributed to the virus and, unfortunately, many many more to come.

But at least Copeland is making money off his Christian scam.

(Thanks to Kyle for the link)

Hemant Mehta is the founder of, a YouTube creator, podcast co-host, and author of multiple books about atheism. He can be reached at @HemantMehta.

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