Life pro tip: When your church shares space in a strip mall with a liquor store, you should really make sure the sign out front isn’t blog fodder for me.
This was seen in Carrollton, Texas:

I guess they can both claim to use the “True Spirits” part of the sign…
Incidentally, lightning struck the church in 2012. The liquor store was spared.
(Thanks to Casey for the link)