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Sick of megachurches lying to you?

Don’t worry! This one’s very honest — and way too real.

Welcome to the Holy Non-Denominational Happy Jesus House.

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You have to appreciate these lines about the hipster pastor and music:

We’re doing everything we can to ensure his patterns of abuse and assholery won’t come to light for at least a decade.

… Don’t worry about not knowing the words. There are only about 11 per song and we’ll sing them over and over and over again until they feel profound.

It’s nothing you haven’t heard before, and yet, when it’s all packaged together like this, it becomes so obvious how alike and vapid all those nondenominational evangelical churches are.

(via Cracked)

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Hemant Mehta is the founder of FriendlyAtheist.com, a YouTube creator, podcast co-host, and author of multiple books about atheism. He can be reached at @HemantMehta.