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First shot

teed up for a par five, sliced.

Second shot

across the fairway out of bounds, hooked.

Third shot

dribbled close by, topped.

Fourth shot

into water, sliced.

Fifth shot

into sand, hooked.

Sixth shot

into rough.

Seventh shot

off a pine tree.

Eighth shot

into sand.

Ninth shot

onto green.

Tenth shot

putts past hole.

Eleventh shot

putts past hole.

Twelfth shot

putts shy of hole.

Thirteenth shot

putts past hole.

Fourteenth shot

sinks ball.

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J. H. McKenna (Ph.D.) has taught the history of religion since 1999 at the University of California, where he has won teaching awards. He has published in academic journals and the LA Times, Huffington...