Reading Time: < 1 minute Reader Christine gets emails from an online coupon program and she discovered an interesting item among her deals: Damn. Babies are only $7.99? They must be in season.
Let’s Have an Outdoor Meal
Reading Time: < 1 minute It’s such a nice day outside for a picnic… It brings to mind this sign: Enjoying your summer so far?
I’ll Take Mine Without Frosting
Reading Time: < 1 minute This video was ruined for me after I read the title. How dare they tease atheists like that… (Thanks to all 3298423 of you for sending me the link!)
Babies Don’t Need Ashes
Reading Time: < 1 minute They’re not Catholic religious. They’re not even old enough to know what religion is. There’s no need to put ashes on them. That is all.
Ahh, the Beauty of Destruction
Reading Time: < 1 minute I’m pretty sure this is how babies learn to become violent. Too bad it’s #$&%ing adorable… Someone pass me a baby *now* so I can try this out.
Does God Hate Her Breasts?
Reading Time: 3 minutes As a male who has no children, I’m not about to make a recommendation to anyone regarding breastfeeding. But reader Mary sent me an article in which the author, Monica Bielanko, says she didn’t breastfeed her kids… for a reason I hadn’t heard before: The real reason I’m not breastfeeding is deeply personal and deeply […]
It’s Missing a Scarlet A…
Reading Time: < 1 minute Over at Reddit, postguy2 created a new icon for atheism: Hmph. That man looks nothing like me. I’m deeply offended.
Reading Time: < 1 minute You only need one of these a day to meet all your nutritional needs?! I really need to cut back… I’ve been downing three a day. Ok, they’re officially talking about breast milk, but no one will ever notice that. So get the shirt and put it on your baby 🙂 (Thanks to Michelle for […]
‘Breaking In’ the Baby
Reading Time: 2 minutes Some Mormon Fundamentalists have been instilling the “fear of authority” into babies through the use of water torture. “It’s quite common,” Carolyn Blackmore Jessop said. She was a witness for the B.C. government in the constitutional reference case to determine whether Canada’s polygamy law is valid. “They spank the baby and when it cries, they […]
I Need a Baby NOW…
Reading Time: < 1 minute … so that I can send out these delicious baby shower invitations: [Cue the vegetarian singing “I want my babybackbabybackbabyback…”] Apparently, it’s not just a play on words, either. BaByQ grills exist! 🙂 (Thanks to Laura for the link!)