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Mississippi school to use ‘biblical paddle’ to discipline students

Reading Time: 2 minutes Carthage, Mississippi – The school board for this town of roughly 5,000 souls voted unanimously to bring back corporal punishment in the form of a ‘biblical paddle.’ Parents initiated the seemingly radical move after reading how the Cassville School District in Missouri urged their committee to bring back corporal punishment. Despite the clarity of research condemning […]

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MAGA protests the Artemis 1 launch

Reading Time: 2 minutes Florida’s Space Coast – While hundreds of thousands of spectators are converging to watch NASA’s Artemis 1 mission launch, there are a handful of Christian fundamentalists and other conspiracy theorists protesting it. NASA TV is offering live coverage of the launch starting at 6:30 AM ET on Monday, August the 29th. Its newest launch vehicle, […]

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Lifetime original movies that make voting sexy again

Reading Time: 2 minutes Responding to the Supreme Court’s striking down of Roe vs Wade, the Lifetime Movie Network (LMN) created original movies that are making voting sexy again. LMN CEO Andrea Canard is excited about the new content for Lifetime viewers. “We are working tirelessly to create quality content with a message. We don’t want this generation of […]

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Atheists are brainwashed by the scientific method

Reading Time: 2 minutes A new study reveals an overwhelming percentage of atheists are brainwashed by the scientific method. These so-called skeptics, humanists, and agnostics stopped submitting to the faith of their fathers only to put on the yoke of servitude to godless science. Science condemns atheism The study titled The Enslavement Of Freethinkers by Professor Andrew Canard was […]

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Trump takes the Fifth Amendment and won’t give it back

Reading Time: 2 minutes During his grueling four-hour deposition for New York Attorney General Letitia James’ lawyers, former President Donald J. Trump took the Fifth Amendment, then refused to give it back. The New York Attorney General’s Office is investigating Trump on suspicion of financial malfeasance. There is evidence pointing to the former President manipulating financial information to lenders, […]

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