Reading Time: 2 minutes The Country isn’t sure why some people are just so mean to Grandad Joe Biden. When the President wanted to say a few words about how our best friend Democracy is doing, a bunch of people just tossed out some angry word salad from the back of the room and just isn’t nice. Grandad showed […]
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Mississippi school to use ‘biblical paddle’ to discipline students
Reading Time: 2 minutes Carthage, Mississippi – The school board for this town of roughly 5,000 souls voted unanimously to bring back corporal punishment in the form of a ‘biblical paddle.’ Parents initiated the seemingly radical move after reading how the Cassville School District in Missouri urged their committee to bring back corporal punishment. Despite the clarity of research condemning […]
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MAGA protests the Artemis 1 launch
Reading Time: 2 minutes Florida’s Space Coast – While hundreds of thousands of spectators are converging to watch NASA’s Artemis 1 mission launch, there are a handful of Christian fundamentalists and other conspiracy theorists protesting it. NASA TV is offering live coverage of the launch starting at 6:30 AM ET on Monday, August the 29th. Its newest launch vehicle, […]
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Lifetime original movies that make voting sexy again
Reading Time: 2 minutes Responding to the Supreme Court’s striking down of Roe vs Wade, the Lifetime Movie Network (LMN) created original movies that are making voting sexy again. LMN CEO Andrea Canard is excited about the new content for Lifetime viewers. “We are working tirelessly to create quality content with a message. We don’t want this generation of […]
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Atheists are brainwashed by the scientific method
Reading Time: 2 minutes A new study reveals an overwhelming percentage of atheists are brainwashed by the scientific method. These so-called skeptics, humanists, and agnostics stopped submitting to the faith of their fathers only to put on the yoke of servitude to godless science. Science condemns atheism The study titled The Enslavement Of Freethinkers by Professor Andrew Canard was […]
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Trump: ‘I was holding US nuclear secrets for a friend’
Reading Time: 2 minutes Former President Donald J. Trump admitted early this morning that he had classified US nuclear secrets in his safe, but he didn’t steal them — he was holding the nuclear codes for a friend. The Washington Post reported the FBI searched Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home because it suspected he took “classified documents related to nuclear weapons” […]
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Trump takes the Fifth Amendment and won’t give it back
Reading Time: 2 minutes During his grueling four-hour deposition for New York Attorney General Letitia James’ lawyers, former President Donald J. Trump took the Fifth Amendment, then refused to give it back. The New York Attorney General’s Office is investigating Trump on suspicion of financial malfeasance. There is evidence pointing to the former President manipulating financial information to lenders, […]
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Trump: ‘My dog ate all the classified documents’
Reading Time: < 1 minute Former President Donald J. Trump told a group of reporters today that his dog ate all the classified documents the FBI had sought at his Mar-a-Lago residence. My dog is the best dog. He eats only the best documents. Former president Donald J Trump The FBI searched Trump’s Florida home last Monday seeking papers that […]
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Mike Lindell puts himself in a medical coma until Jesus returns
Reading Time: < 1 minute MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell had doctors place him in a medical coma until Jesus Christ returns which he said, “Should be any day now.” It appears the recent FBI raid on former President Trump’s residence at Mar-a-Lago scared the pillow magnate quite a bit. Once Lindell heard the FBI gained access to Trump’s safe, he […]
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Australian man sentenced to death by the American healthcare system
Reading Time: 2 minutes The Australian government condemned a hardened criminal to death by the American healthcare system. The plan is that he will be flown to the United States where he will spend the rest of his days knowing he will eventually die penniless and buried in medical bills. Andrew Canard may be only 26 years old, but […]