Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor laments the depressing state of her beloved ocean habitat. Aloud, she wonders wherefore art Todd Almighty the Omnipotent?
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When It Rains It Pours
Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor the depressed narwhal is feeling down after becoming the latest victim of Mayor Clown Hitler’s heartless policies. It’s time to count her blessings.
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The Urge to Purge
Reading Time: < 1 minute The consequences of electing a Clown Hitler for mayor are beginning to come more apparent. What shall become of our dear Eleanor?
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Let’s Do the Reality Warp Again
Reading Time: < 1 minute Controversial campaign promises. Dueling headlines. Scandals.
Eleanor and Blinky are finding it hard to figure out what is real these days.
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The Time the President of the United States Texted the Nation
Reading Time: < 1 minute The cast of Blinky and Sal all receive a very special test text from the president of the United States and react accordingly.
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Romance is Unicorny
Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor the depressed narwhal is back and swinging sadly on a swing-set of loneliness. It’s so hard to find kindred spirits, especially when you’re a bit of a freak.
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Esoteric Cleric Spreading the Good Word
Reading Time: < 1 minute Spatsby has confidence that he knows the truth. Eleanor is a depressed narwhal longing for meaning. She’s the perfect target.
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Eleanor’s Paralysis Analysis Playhouse
Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor the depressed narwhal stews in the shallows of her coastal habitat, quietly rationalizing her own indecisiveness through her unparalleled fatalism.
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Thanks For Listening. Sorry to Burden You.
Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor the depressive narwhal unloads her stress onto the sympathetic Luna. Because that’s what friends are for, right?
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TRAPPED!!!
Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor the depressed narwhal dials the help hotline in search of some answers to what exactly is going on around here. You know. Everywhere.