Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor laments the depressing state of her beloved ocean habitat. Aloud, she wonders wherefore art Todd Almighty the Omnipotent?
When It Rains It Pours
Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor the depressed narwhal is feeling down after becoming the latest victim of Mayor Clown Hitler’s heartless policies. It’s time to count her blessings.
The Urge to Purge
Reading Time: < 1 minute The consequences of electing a Clown Hitler for mayor are beginning to come more apparent. What shall become of our dear Eleanor?
Let’s Do the Reality Warp Again
Reading Time: < 1 minute Controversial campaign promises. Dueling headlines. Scandals.
Eleanor and Blinky are finding it hard to figure out what is real these days.
The Time the President of the United States Texted the Nation
Reading Time: < 1 minute The cast of Blinky and Sal all receive a very special test text from the president of the United States and react accordingly.
Romance is Unicorny
Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor the depressed narwhal is back and swinging sadly on a swing-set of loneliness. It’s so hard to find kindred spirits, especially when you’re a bit of a freak.
Esoteric Cleric Spreading the Good Word
Reading Time: < 1 minute Spatsby has confidence that he knows the truth. Eleanor is a depressed narwhal longing for meaning. She’s the perfect target.
Eleanor’s Paralysis Analysis Playhouse
Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor the depressed narwhal stews in the shallows of her coastal habitat, quietly rationalizing her own indecisiveness through her unparalleled fatalism.
Thanks For Listening. Sorry to Burden You.
Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor the depressive narwhal unloads her stress onto the sympathetic Luna. Because that’s what friends are for, right?
Reading Time: < 1 minute Eleanor the depressed narwhal dials the help hotline in search of some answers to what exactly is going on around here. You know. Everywhere.