Reading Time: < 1 minute I hope your weekend went well. I smacked my 15-year-old son in the balls with a basketball. It was by mistake, BTW. The four of us (me, girlfriend, and my two kids) were on the basketball court. We were just shooting baskets. Well, I passed the ball to my son. He was looking at his phone. He probably […]
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Adam West RIP
Reading Time: < 1 minute I grew up watching Batman reruns. Adam West didn’t play the brooding “real” Batman of the comics and later movies. If you don’t know what camp means take a look at a few episodes. Like many people, I always chuckled when he appeared on Family Guy as Mayor West. And now he’s gone. This […]
7 Times Neil deGrasse Tyson Offended Your Idiotic Beliefs
Reading Time: < 1 minute 7 Times Neil deGrasse Tyson Offended Your Idiotic Beliefs is a good video, but is isn’t great. Sure, it addresses common idiotic beliefs. However, the title says he offended my idiotic belief. Here’s a short list of the idiotic beliefs I’ve had that Mr. Tyson didn’t address. Salsa and mayonnaise mixed together is a tasty treat. […]
May The Fourth Be With You – Stormtrooper Edition
Reading Time: < 1 minute May the fourth be with you! is the official cry of Star Wars fans every May 4th. It would be wrong of me to let this august day pass without some Star Wars fan fun. For your entertainment, I am sharing with you this special video I Still Haven’t Found the Droids I’m Looking For. […]
Kittens Tell You The Seven Tenets Of The Satanic Temple
Reading Time: 2 minutes The Satanic Temple has 7 Fundamental Tenets. Here are some kittens who want to tell you what they are.
Stephen Hawking’s New Voice
Reading Time: 2 minutes Professor Hawking has had the same computerized voice for years. This is what happens when he decides to shop around for a new one. Enjoy. You can Jonathan Pie’s contribution to Comic Relief here. Not Religious […]
Nerf John Wick
Reading Time: < 1 minute If you have ever tried to film action sequences you know how tough they are to do well. If you don’t know what you’re doing, then the flick will come off as awkward as two virgins having sex. Nerf John Wick is a ballet of simulated violence using Nerf guns. It’s funny and oddly graceful. […]
Anti-Theodicy
Reading Time: < 1 minute Ant-Theodicy is the latest from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. You should head over to the site and press the red button to see the extra joke. It’s good stuff. Enjoy. You can check out Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal’s past comics: Time Travelers Wishes Still want more cereal? Pick up Science: Ruining Everything Since 1543: A Collection […]
3 Unexpected Jokes
Reading Time: < 1 minute My son is reading Animal Farm in English class and going over the early years of the Roman Empire (Augustus and that lot) in History. It just so happened he mentioned this just as the third cup of coffee hit the mainline of my central nervous system. I launched into a monologue of the original […]
3 Sunday Fundays
Reading Time: < 1 minute If you’re in New England you’re more than likely to be nut sack deep (or vag deep) in snow, and it’s about to get worse. I have a few tricks during snow days. Cranking the heat up early just in case I lose it later on. Netflix. Rum and cokes at the ready. I have […]