Reading Time: 3 minutes The good news is that a record-low 20% of Americans believe the Bible is literally true, according to a Gallup poll released today, down from a record-high of 40% in 1984. The bad news is that it feels like every single one of those people is in elected office somewhere… The same poll saw an […]
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Pat Robertson, the apocalypse, and why Christians are obsessed with Israel
Reading Time: 5 minutes Unable to watch another global conflict unfold without making it about his own team, televangelist and former Republican presidential candidate Pat Robertson popped his head in again last week to comment on the Russian invasion of Ukraine. To the surprise of no one, he informed his followers that this is the sign of the apocalypse […]
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Giddy Pat Robertson on Ukraine is everything wrong with Endtimes belief
Reading Time: 8 minutes If someone had told me that anybody could possibly describe the unthinkable suffering going on in Ukraine with an expression of utter childlike delight, I’m not sure I’d have believed them. But here we are.
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Unca Pat Robertson Tells Donald Trump to Take His L (LSP #171)
Reading Time: 4 minutes Today, Lord Snow Presides over Pat Robertson telling Donald Trump he just needs to accept his loss and move on with his life, while not noticing that he and his entire tribe needs to take that same advice.
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Fear and Rage: Evangelicals’ Two Responses to Their Diminishing Power
Reading Time: 7 minutes Hi and welcome back! Recently, I showed you an evangelical’s request that his tribe quit thinking so transactionally. Indeed, Mark Wingfield wanted evangelicals to change their approach not just to religion, but also to politics. He thinks evangelicals’ transactional mindset is absolutely tanking their sales — along with their reputation as a business. Whatever’s actually behind evangelicals’ losses, […]
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Pat Robertson: The Trans Movement Wants to “Keep People from Having Children”
Reading Time: 2 minutes Pat Robertson must have skipped the Bible verse that condemned lying.
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Somebody DIED, Pat Robertson
Reading Time: 13 minutes Pat Robertson’s latest stunt merits our special attention and scorn. Dude accidentally revealed just how ineffective his magic spells are. But it gets worse. He also revealed just how little his religion has done to make him into a decent human being.
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Pat Robertson: Your Son Wouldn't Be an Atheist If You Weren't an Awful Parent
Reading Time: 2 minutes “You haven’t raised him very well if he’s going into atheism right now,” said the televangelist.
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Disgraced Former Gov. Bob McDonnell Will Soon Teach About “Civility” at Pat Robertson’s College
Reading Time: 2 minutes Scandal-plagued former Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell will soon be teaching at Pat Robertson’s Regent University. Because who the hell else are they gonna get over there?
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Hallelujah! Pat Robertson Has Heard from Jesus About Another Election!
Reading Time: 7 minutes For a group of people who really hate evolution, fundagelicals sure have evolved on their views of Donald Trump. And we’re not talking about micro-evolution, here. We’re talking about mega-huge macro-evolution. Except macro-evolution isn’t a thing, or so they say. Anyway, I was so struck by this story that I decided we needed to run a special off-day edition of Roll to Disbelieve.