satire

Reading Time: 2 minutes Jerimiah Lord, the head preacher of the 20,000-member Impecunious Ministries, was told by Jesus that it’s God’s will for Reverend Lord to own a boat. The Almighty may have mysterious ways, but in this situation, the Messiah made it crystal clear that the minister needed to get a Hatteras 70 Motor Yacht– retail cost of […]

Reading Time: 2 minutes Louisville, Kentucky – In the wee hours of the morning, Governor Andrew Canard signed a bill into law allowing every King James Bible in the state the right to vote. The Faith-Based Voting Rights Law takes effect immediately and its effects will be far-reaching. The genesis of the Faith-Based Voting Rights Act The statute is the brainchild […]

Reading Time: 2 minutes A new metanalysis shows the distinct trend of equating religiosity with mental illness. Within the last few years, a plethora of peer-reviewed studies revealed the underlying pathology of faith. Governments around the world noted the deleterious psychological effects of identifying with an imaginary being. There is no doubt the tide is turning against the concept […]

Reading Time: 3 minutes Hello, and welcome to the Smithsonian Flat Earth Museum. My name is Ali, and I’ll be your tour guide. Seeing that it’s opening day, we’re going to have a large group. We’ll wait for a few more seconds before exploring the wonders of our flat Earth. FYI, there are many visitors learning about the correct […]

Reading Time: 2 minutes Oxford, England – Richard Dawkins declared an official end to operations against Christmas and declared a Great Godless Jihad against birthday parties. All godless activists are to pivot and launch a brutal full-fledged assault on birthday cakes, piñatas, and that most horrible of horrible songs Happy Birthday. “By all means, let us be open-minded but not […]

Reading Time: 3 minutes New York City – Citing deeply held religious beliefs, Dr. Isaac Katz refused to operate on Pastor Michael Hall. Pastor Hall is Lutheran and has been serving his flock faithfully for the last 25 years. Pastor Hall was rushed to City Hospital at 10 pm Saturday night complaining of chest pains and pain in his left arm. […]

Reading Time: 2 minutes I. I am Turkey thy Thanksgiving dinner; thou shalt not have any strange foods before me. Turkey is the LORD. The Adonai. Fowl Jehovah. Show some respect. II. Thou shalt not take the name of Turkey in vain. After all the turkey has done for you, you’re going to bad mouth the bird? Bad Thanksgivinger. […]

Reading Time: 2 minutes Mar-a-Lago, Florida – It may be getting close to the most magical time of the year, but someone in Mar-a-Lago is trying to be The Grinch Who Stole Democracy. And that someone is not colored green. He is out of the bottle orange-tanned, and it’s our very own former President Donald J. Trump. Ever since Elon […]

Reading Time: 2 minutes Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert and Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene secretly filmed an adult film titled  Two Smoking Hotties For Christ. The film depicts, “How two courageous cul-de-sac mommies threw off the chains of the deep state and plunged deep into exploring each other’s bodies and firearms.” Many online reviews of the movie praise producer/director Andrew Canard’s […]