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Justice Thomas shocked to find soldiers in his home

Reading Time: 2 minutes Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas returned to his Washington DC residence and was shocked to find a squad of 10 soldiers living there. I never thought a Supreme Court decision would affect me in a negative way. Supreme Court Justice clarence thomas Ginni Thomas, Justice Thomas’ wife, informed him the infantrymen arrived several hours earlier. […]

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QUIZ: Are you a spiritual narcissist?

Reading Time: 3 minutes This week, Christianity Today (CT), the evangelical flagship magazine founded by none other than Billy Graham, released a bonus episode of their podcast series The Rise and Fall of Mars Hill. This episode, Everything is Still Falling Apart, addresses the dangers of the cult of Christian celebrity. True, this entire series fails to point the […]

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Decolonizing The Grinch

Reading Time: 6 minutes Hi. I’m Casey. I’m a hetero cis white guy. As such, I feel compelled to broadcast my every opinion.  But I’m learning! At the beginning of the Black Lives Matter movement, I took a cue to start listening, reading, and generally paying attention to the voices of people who don’t look or sound like me. […]

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Florida to teach ‘crucifractions’ in public schools

Reading Time: 2 minutes Conservative Christians are heralding another political victory in Florida due to the new regulations concerning crucifractions. The new faith-based math is now mandatory throughout the state. But what are crucifractions? A fraction shows part of a whole. Derived from the Latin word fractio, ‘to break’. A crucifraction is the non-pagan/non-demonic version of a fraction. Florida […]

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NRA: Flags at half-staff are unpatriotic

Reading Time: 2 minutes Responding to the latest mass shooting at Robb Elementary School at Uvalde, Texas the NRA released a statement saying flying flags at half-staff after such events is unpatriotic. The Guardian reported on the shooting shortly after the tragedy occurred. The shooting occurred in Uvalde, Texas, a town of about 15,000 people about 85 miles west of […]

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Tucker Carlson launches ‘Ukrainian White Christian Ladies’ lottery

Reading Time: 2 minutes FOX News personality Tucker Carlson is offering some lucky viewers “Ukrainian white Christian ladies” as prizes in a lottery. For a mere $100 white Christian male viewers can win a chance of getting their very own Slavic bride/companion. White American Christian men need white Christian women, and there are many white Christian Ukrainian women looking […]

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Apple discontinues Catholic clergy app KidR

Reading Time: 2 minutes Just days after Apple discontinued the iPod, it announced the discontinuation of KidR, the #1 app for Catholic priests. As of 11:59 PM this Saturday, the app will be wiped out of existence. The woke mob forced Apple to cancel KidR. Won’t anyone think about the children? Archbishop of Boston Sean O’Malley The app’s main […]