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Were you aware? Dancing to any music but God’s is an invitation to the devil, according to this minty-fresh YouTube video.

Non-Christian dancers and performers become puppets and slaves to the devil through the rhythm of the devil’s music. … [They] get their inspiration for their dance movements from Satan. Satan uses your body through dance to get you to glorify him and to glorify sin instead of Jesus, and he will eventually take your soul to hell when you die.

So just to be safe, try shuffling (not krumping, turfing, or twerking!) to Glory Be To God On High and Christ Enthroned in Highest Heaven, and let us know how you make out.
(On second thought, don’t make out either. That way lies Beelzebub, and possibly Apep, Kabandha, and Bhaal.)