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This weekend saw the spread of a viral video in which a group of Christians on a plane began singing worship music mid-flight.

I just have a few questions for the Christians who decided to do this…

— Why?

— Who thought this would be a good idea?

— Why can’t any of you read the room?

— Seriously, why?

— Do you understand that some people prefer silence on a plane to nap, or to work, or to just get away from the annoying Christians who exist in all the other realms of their lives?

— Did none of you see the reaction of the bald guy? Because ALL OF US see him.

— Do you realize this music is not entertaining even off the plane?

— Where’s the emergency door?

— Was this plane heading straight to hell or were you taking a detour?

— What would your reaction be if non-Christians tried anything like this?

— What would your reaction be if Muslims simply announced on any flight, “Hi, we’re Muslims”?

— What does it say about the Christian message that you feel obligated to do this in front of a captive audience?

— Did you ask everyone for permission or just assume they all wanted to hear you because you live in a bubble?

— Do you understand now why people say Christian “persecution” is a myth?

— Why didn’t any of the other Christians on the plane do anything about this?

— Why do you think hijacking a plane for Jesus is okay but a rainbow flag in a classroom is too aggressive?

— Why did preacher Jack Jensz, Jr., who posted this video last week, caption it with “Jesus is taking over this Flight! ✈️🔥”?

— Why would you ever put a fire emoji next to a plane emoji?!

— Why hasn’t Kingdom Realm Ministries, which Jensz leads, issued any sort of apology for this? Or even offered an acknowledgment that this was their group?

— How much attention do you people need on a daily basis?

— Where’s that Wikipedia article for D.B. Cooper?

— Why did easyJet airlines allow this to happen?

— What kind of discount will the airline offer passengers on a future flight? Because they better be getting something.

— Why did a pilot “literally” introduce this group over the microphone?

— If the Christians who did this are so proud of themselves, why did some of the participants, like preacher Jonathan Neo, set their social media accounts to private?

— Why did Jensz not allow people to comment on this video?

Anyway, on behalf of atheists everywhere, thank you for making our jobs easier.

Hemant Mehta is the founder of FriendlyAtheist.com, a YouTube creator, podcast co-host, and author of multiple books about atheism. He can be reached at @HemantMehta.