Reading Time: 2 minutes Former President Trump is back on Facebook and it took him a second to cause controversy when he warned “real Americans” about the danger of President Joe Biden’s fascist “Gestovo” seizing gas stoves. Sleepy Joe Biden stole the election and now he’s after your gas stoves! First, the Gestovo came for the gas stoves and […]
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Scott Baio loses lawsuit and has to pay
Reading Time: 2 minutes Judge Andrew Canard of LA County ruled today that actor and Trump supporter Scott Baio needs to pay Judd Apatow’s production company, Apatow Productions, $1 million for what’s being called a frivolous lawsuit. Mr. Baio rose to fame playing Chachi Arcola in the comedy series Happy Days. He later played the title character in Charles […]
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The FBI finds Trump’s secret documents in Stormy Daniels’ home
Reading Time: 2 minutes FBI agents found former President Donald Trump’s letters, notes, and other drawings at adult film actress Stormy Daniel’s home in Los Angeles. The papers paint a disturbing picture of the heart and mind of the former President. Former President Trump copied pages of Mein Kampf onto legal pads just for the fun of it. anonymous […]
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Tim Allen’s and Bill Cosby’s comedy tour is canceled
Reading Time: 2 minutes Actor and comedian Tim Allen were to team up with funny man and accused rapist Bill Cosby later this year. The two planned to tell their stories on what was being billed as the Bill’s and Tim’s Ain’t Misbehaving Comedy Tour. And now the show is officially canceled due to “wokeness.” The cancelation comes immediately […]
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‘I have an evil twin’ confesses George Santos
Reading Time: 2 minutes CNN – Republican Representative George Santos is under fire for a web of lies/misdeeds and now he’s saying that his evil twin from a parallel dimension is to blame for the chaos. Evil George Santos is wreaking havoc with my reputation. George “The Good One” Santos Representative Santos from our universe told reporters that “Evil […]
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Heavenly upgrade: God goes green
Reading Time: < 1 minute After several years of campaigning from environmental groups, God has finally agreed to upgrade all heaven’s light sources to compact fluorescent lamp (CFL) energy-saving bulbs. “This has been coming for a long, long time,” said Tony Green, co-author of How Many Gods Does It Take? and the chairman of Too Much Heaven, a loose organization of environmental groups […]
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GOD is GOP
Reading Time: 2 minutes After hours and hours of reflection, I have become convinced that God is most definitely a Republican. And so I took the liberty of replacing the word ‘poor’ with the word ‘wealthy’ in numerous biblical passages. And of course, all those passages make so much more sense now! Behold:
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Pediatricians are giving out free bulletproof baby carriers
Reading Time: 2 minutes (CNN) – In the Maternal and Newborn Care wing of Baptist Memorial Hospital in Jackson, Mississippi is a basket full of TBG – Mens Tactical Baby Carrier for Infants and Toddlers. Staff actively talk with moms and dads about the proliferation of gun violence and urge them to take as many tactical baby carriers as […]
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Jim Bakker’s ‘Holy Water Enemas’ scandal
Reading Time: 2 minutes Televangelist Jim Bakker is taking sharp criticism and facing possible lawsuits due to toxic chemicals in the Jim Bakker Holy Water Enemas™. Web MD states enemas “are injections of fluids used to cleanse or stimulate the emptying of your bowel.” Reverend Bakker claims that his Holy Water Enamas™ flushes out sin in a similar way […]
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Marjorie Taylor Greene goes on a biblical rant about ‘evil left handed people’
Reading Time: 3 minutes Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is back in the news for all the wrong reasons. This time she’s on Twitter and raging against the globalists, the Illuminati, and the evil posed by people who are left handed. Vengeance is mine sayeth the LORD. God will not let evil go unpunished. The House GOP must do what is […]