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Donald Trump warns of the ‘Gestovo’

Reading Time: 2 minutes Former President Trump is back on Facebook and it took him a second to cause controversy when he warned “real Americans” about the danger of President Joe Biden’s fascist “Gestovo” seizing gas stoves. Sleepy Joe Biden stole the election and now he’s after your gas stoves! First, the Gestovo came for the gas stoves and […]

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Scott Baio loses lawsuit and has to pay

Reading Time: 2 minutes Judge Andrew Canard of LA County ruled today that actor and Trump supporter Scott Baio needs to pay Judd Apatow’s production company, Apatow Productions, $1 million for what’s being called a frivolous lawsuit. Mr. Baio rose to fame playing Chachi Arcola in the comedy series Happy Days. He later played the title character in Charles […]

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‘I have an evil twin’ confesses George Santos

Reading Time: 2 minutes CNN – Republican Representative George Santos is under fire for a web of lies/misdeeds and now he’s saying that his evil twin from a parallel dimension is to blame for the chaos. Evil George Santos is wreaking havoc with my reputation. George “The Good One” Santos Representative Santos from our universe told reporters that “Evil […]

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Heavenly upgrade: God goes green

Reading Time: < 1 minute After several years of campaigning from environmental groups, God has finally agreed to upgrade all heaven’s light sources to compact fluorescent lamp (CFL) energy-saving bulbs. “This has been coming for a long, long time,” said Tony Green, co-author of How Many Gods Does It Take? and the chairman of Too Much Heaven, a loose organization of environmental groups […]

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GOD is GOP

Reading Time: 2 minutes After hours and hours of reflection, I have become convinced that God is most definitely a Republican. And so I took the liberty of replacing the word ‘poor’ with the word ‘wealthy’ in numerous biblical passages. And of course, all those passages make so much more sense now! Behold:

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Jim Bakker’s ‘Holy Water Enemas’ scandal

Reading Time: 2 minutes Televangelist Jim Bakker is taking sharp criticism and facing possible lawsuits due to toxic chemicals in the Jim Bakker Holy Water Enemas™. Web MD states enemas “are injections of fluids used to cleanse or stimulate the emptying of your bowel.” Reverend Bakker claims that his Holy Water Enamas™ flushes out sin in a similar way […]

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